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Talking to the furniture... not really

never know what to say in these descriptions... but, if I were you, I'd take a chance because I'm worth it... funny, smart, attractive, nice b... just not rich. I don't have a car but I give the most excellent footrubs imaginable. If the karma is there, we'll meet. If not, maybe next lifetime. BTW, I have been a buddhist and a meditator since I was 16. Since then, I was a student of Trungpa Rinpoche and then Dzongsar Khyentse Rinpoche... just sayin'...

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageIrish
BuildA few extra pounds
Height178 cm
Eye ColorHazel
Hair ColorSalt and pepper
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairShaved
Best featureButt
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionDisabled
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationFriends come over occasionally
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyMedical / Health
Employment StatusRetired
Annual incomeup to $25,000
Job TitleMassage Therapist

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesMovies
Favorite TV showsTrue Detective, Game of Thrones, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Rachel Maddow, Downton Abbey, Boardwalk Empire
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama
Favorite moviesGoodFellas, Excalibur, When Harry Met Sally
Favorite artistsLeonard Cohen, Adele, Chris Rea, Harvey Danger, Death Cab, James Blunt, Moondoggies, Pink, Rodriguez
Reading selectionI don't like reading
Idea of funDVDs, music, dancing, massage, poetry, conversation, meditation
HobbiesMusic, TV, Movies, Internet, Religion, spirituality, Cooking

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asCool
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timePartying, Staying at home, Relaxing, TV
Always wanted to tryhang gliding (not sure why cuz I have a fear of heights)

Views

Political viewsVery liberal
ReligionBuddhist
Attend religious servicesOnce a month
Goal in lifecomplete enlightenment (like I would say something else) and, barring that, how about the first bhumi, at least

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerchemistry, voluptuousness, creativity, sense of humor
On the first datedinner, drinks, dancing, meditation